So here’s some random craziness. I don’t know who SubparSalmon is, nor why they decided to contact me one morning last week. (8:41:49 AM) SubparSalmon: I’m from the Internet. I’m here to help. (8:42:38 AM) dakwegmo: You’ve arrived just in time. I needed some help. (8:42:38 AM) subparsalmon is now known as SubparSalmon. (8:42:59 AM)…