Random Craziness

So here’s some random craziness. I don’t know who SubparSalmon is, nor why they decided to contact me one morning last week.

(8:41:49 AM) SubparSalmon: I’m from the Internet. I’m here to help.
(8:42:38 AM) dakwegmo: You’ve arrived just in time. I needed some help.
(8:42:38 AM) subparsalmon is now known as SubparSalmon.
(8:42:59 AM) SubparSalmon: I thought you said you were here to help.
(8:43:37 AM) dakwegmo: that was you
(8:44:19 AM) SubparSalmon: I don’t think so… If i may quote: “SubparSalmon: I’m from the Internet. I’m here to help.”
(8:45:03 AM) dakwegmo: <-- that's me. (8:45:09 AM) dakwegmo: Subpar Salmon is you (8:45:24 AM) SubparSalmon: ...No (8:46:11 AM) dakwegmo: .....yes.... (8:46:49 AM) SubparSalmon: Okay. Prove it. (8:47:24 AM) dakwegmo: ....no (8:48:03 AM) SubparSalmon: Why not? I don't know who you are and you obviously want to play some sort of mind game. SO .. prove to me that I'm you. (8:48:48 AM) dakwegmo: how do you know this isn't part of the game? (8:49:21 AM) SubparSalmon: Why would you think i care? I'm obviously bored and I obviously don't care or i would have blocked you by now. (8:49:35 AM) dakwegmo: precisely (8:49:48 AM) SubparSalmon: Whats the point? (8:50:02 AM) dakwegmo: now you've got it. (8:50:27 AM) SubparSalmon: I never lost it. (8:50:59 AM) dakwegmo: that's one way to look at it. (8:51:16 AM) SubparSalmon: Who says I'm only looking at it one way? (8:51:32 AM) dakwegmo: you're getting warmer (8:52:21 AM) SubparSalmon: This is getting boring so i hope you do something soon thats a little more interesting than saying phrases that can be manipulated simply to keep the conversation going (8:54:42 AM) dakwegmo: pot meet kettle (8:55:14 AM) SubparSalmon: You're getting warmer (8:57:26 AM) dakwegmo: touche (8:59:41 AM) SubparSalmon: Listen. I'm sure you're having fun with your little game, but i have things to do so unless there is really something you want to talk about or something you actually in the slightest bit need help with ( besides catering to your insanity ) I'm going to go now. (9:00:35 AM) dakwegmo: This is getting boring so i hope you do something soon thats a little more interesting than saying phrases that can be manipulated simply to keep the conversation going (9:02:04 AM) SubparSalmon: Well that answers my question. Have fun trying to piss someone off today. (9:03:00 AM) dakwegmo: same to you Sadly, I'm not very clever or this would have been a lot more entertaining.